injury report

Continuing in the tradition of odd self-inflicted injuries, such as cutting my ass while cleaning the bathtub...

This morning, I woke up from a dream around 4, a dream in which I was talking to Jon Stewart while we were using a public washroom. Needless to say, this prompted me to get out of bed and piddle.

With two cats not wanting to be disturbed, I sat up, leaned over, and reached for the footboard while climbing over the side. It was dark, of course, and I missed. Instead of grasping the footboard with my right hand, I tried to grasp it with my chest. Didn't work.

By this time tomorrow, I should have a nice bruise just below my collarbone.

Burning questions

What is the collective noun for dachshunds?

I'm considering "a wiggle," but am open to suggestions.

Beer of the Day

Pyramid Rollick Amber Lager

While marketed as a spring seasonal, this is more of a summer brew. A good balance of hops and malt, resulting in a drinkable lager with a bite of hops. A far cry from the crappy macros.